Thursday, January 29, 2009

2009 Wishlist

SIGN MANNY!!!




McCourt, Colletti, get off your asses and pay the man! He single-handidly brought life back into Dodger Stadium and put more butts in the seats!! And what's more...he kept them there until the 9th inning was over.

Yes, I know, his agent Boras is Satan. However, if dealing with the devil is all it takes....man up! You owe us big after Jones, Mr. I can't hit water if I fell out of a boat. And Pierre, I have a Noodle Arm and everyone will run on me and take the extra base. And finally Schnidt, the Pilsbury Doughboy who threw what? Five pitches and his arm fell off?? Come on, this will be money well spent. I promise!